(Don't Read If You Are Of The Male Persuasion – TMI) Good Thing God Gave Eve Some Fig Leaves…

because can you imagine her walking around without anything while nursing? She would be squirting people in the eye! I am so thankful to be living in this century with the, um, needed “technology” to curb the squirtation.

18 Coffee Talks on “(Don't Read If You Are Of The Male Persuasion – TMI) Good Thing God Gave Eve Some Fig Leaves…”

  1. Eärwen says:

    Gross!!=)

  2. Meaghan says:

    Love your blog! I have a coffee blog too http://www.getthebean.blogspot.com. Let me know what you think

  3. Heather says:

    You know, I never thought of that! I don't miss the nursing mishaps, that's for sure ;)

  4. Melissa says:

    I'm right there with ya! I Totally understand!

  5. A Touch of Country says:

    I am a BAD mom…I never wanted to breast feed….ewe…something actually sucking on me..wish God would have granted me that nesting instinct. I know it's healthy for the baby and such a bonding experience.

  6. Debbie says:

    Never thought of the squirtation mishaps. Thank goodness for nursing bras and those lovely pads. Love your blog!Have a great day

  7. Joan says:

    Now, THERE'S a picture I could have gone my whole life through without having in my head!

  8. Amanda says:

    LOL! I'm nursing my second (4mo) and have been nursing for 2 years, now (nursed my first all through pregnancy) – yep, I'm right there with ya…good thing someone invented nursing bras and pads.

  9. L Harris says:

    LOL! Yep, never thought of it that way. I wonder what they do at a nudist "colony".Nursing #6, squirting is less than with the earlier ones, but squirting none the less.

  10. The Neppers says:

    Ha, ha, I can definitely relate to "squirtation!"

  11. Muthering Heights says:

    AHAHAHA!!! So true!The swelling and blisters might look a lit strange as well…

  12. Lisa says:

    Sing it, sister!!! I remember those days well. I used to check my shirts all the time to make sure there were no spots. Thanks for the laugh!!!

  13. Anna Sophia says:

    What…you didn't want to vlog this one?! :-)(I have nurses two myself, I can totally relate!) :)

  14. Allie Z says:

    OK, after nursing my son, I can totally relate. With the girls, I didn't have too many issues. Plus, once Ben was about 4 months, I was able to transition away from the pads. Until then, look out eyes!PS- In the middle of the night, when hubby is fake sleeping and won't help, use your amo! :) Locked and loaded! He surely won't stay sleeping… I speak of the truth… Hilarious~Allie

  15. Lisa @ Stop and Smel says:

    LOL! So glad you have the situation "covered", heh,heh. :)

  16. Traci says:

    Crack me up, lol.

  17. Katie @ 3 Blondes an says:

    HIL-LARIOUS!!! I had such squirtation issues with Ryan. Not as much with Kaylin, but I may have been more experienced in the ways of carrying nursing pads everywhere, etc. Oh the leakage…I need to prepare for the leakage to come in a few months…

  18. HeathahLee says:

    BWAHAHAHAHA! I needed that laugh! (but not the visual picture LOL!)

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